Friday, February 5, 2010

Well, I Tried...

I tried to be upbeat and positive and cheerful when I saw the sun today.
I enjoyed it for a few hours from the inside of the house.
Then, I went outside.
The wind is blowing 7 million miles an hour.
I'm not exaggerating.
Then the clouds came back.
Hooray! (sarcasm)

1 comment:

  1. A friend sent me this in an email when I was pregnant... It made me smile. Enjoy!

    1. Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.
    2. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
    3. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.
    4. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?
    5. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
    6. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
    7. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
    8. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.
    9. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
    10. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.